• EVELYN: *talking to David and Kengo* So we were talking about what-if-I-was-a-guy, and Sam--
  • SAM: SHUT UP.
  • EVELYN: --was like "If you were a guy, I wouldn't get to fuck you :(" Implying that, if I were a guy, I'd be fucking him. ^^ See? He's totally a bottom! :D
  • SAM: -.- She's putting words in my mouth.
  • DAVID: Apparently, that's not all she's putting in your mouth...
  • KENGO, EVELYN, DAVID: *die of laughter*
#my life#funny stuff#chats#conversations#David L#Kengo O#Sam Wu
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  1. getout-getout-getout said: uke
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