Evelyn gave me a calendar for my birthday. Except I cxouldn’t tell it was a calendar because it was tightly rolled up in a plastic sleeve.
Me: Can you tell me what it is so I don’t have to roll it back up?
Evelyn: It’s a porn magazine
Evelyn: Open it.
:D THANK YOU EVELYN
I’m glad you liked it. :D
NOW, to repay me, take AP English. ;D