I found a tack large enough to hold up my pron calendar

thefluffybunny:

Evelyn gave me a calendar for my birthday. Except I cxouldn’t tell it was a calendar because it was tightly rolled up in a plastic sleeve.

Me: Can you tell me what it is so I don’t have to roll it back up?
Evelyn: It’s a porn magazine
Me: o_o
Evelyn: Open it.
Me: /unfurls….

:D THANK YOU EVELYN

YEEEEE ULQUIORRA♥.

I’m glad you liked it. :D

NOW, to repay me, take AP English. ;D

Haha.