• EVELYN: Blahblahblah getting laid
  • SAM: I want to get laid.
  • EVELYN: Go for it lol
  • SAM: I can't; I'm in Man Jose
  • Sam Wu: Can I just like rent a nice bathtub..?
  • Sam Wu: That is seriously like my life dream
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  • Sam Wu: Raccoon tackle :-D
  • Evelyn liu: OMG SAM
  • Evelyn liu: THATS NOT A RACCOON D:
  • Sam Wu: Oh it's not?
  • Sam Wu: D:
  • Evelyn liu: SAM.
  • Evelyn liu: D:
  • Evelyn liu: THOSE ARE RED PANDAS.
  • Sam Wu: ._.
  • Evelyn liu: T_________T
  • Sam Wu: Those are pandas?
  • Evelyn liu: NO
  • Evelyn liu: LOL
  • Evelyn liu: THEYRE RED PANDAS
  • Evelyn liu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda
  • Evelyn liu: SAM.
  • Evelyn liu: T___T
  • Evelyn liu: WHERE IS YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE NATURAL WORLD
  • Sam Wu: LOL.
  • Sam Wu: I'm a city dweller
  • Evelyn liu: so am i
  • Sam Wu: Who only goes out at night
  • Evelyn liu: omg
  • Evelyn liu: so everytime
  • Sam Wu: I'm closer to a shut-in than a naturalist..
  • Sam Wu: T_T
  • Evelyn liu: i sent you an AdORAblE RED PANDA GIF
  • Evelyn liu: you thought it was a raccoon D:
  • Sam Wu: Uh..
  • Sam Wu: Pretty much ^_^'
  • Evelyn liu: im gonna go
  • Evelyn liu: stand in the corner
  • Evelyn liu: and feel
  • Evelyn liu: shame
  • Evelyn liu: for you.
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  • Samuel J Wu: o__o
  • Samuel J Wu: Romney's a Mormon?
  • Evelyn Liu: ...omg sam
  • Evelyn Liu : who are the other first ladies?
  • Sam Wu: Marilyn Monroe? :3
  • Sam Wu: Hilari Clinton
  • Evelyn Liu: she wasnt a first lady wtf....
  • Evelyn Liu: she was an actress
  • Evelyn Liu: omg sam
  • Evelyn Liu: LOL
  • Sam Wu: I'm going to go make myself some hot chocolate~
  • Sam Wu: Damn
  • Sam Wu: The whipped cream is all..
  • Sam Wu: Liquidy..
  • Sam Wu: :-\
  • Evelyn liu: LOL
  • Evelyn liu: you didnt shake it long enough :D
  • Sam Wu: o_o;
  • Sam Wu: Does that help?
  • Sam Wu: O_O
  • Evelyn liu: .___.
  • Sam Wu: I thought it was just supposed to be liek
  • Sam Wu: WHOOSh
  • Evelyn liu: LMAO
  • Sam Wu: Whipped and fluffy?
  • Evelyn liu: no...
  • Evelyn liu: you have to shake it
  • Evelyn liu: for it to be whipped and fluffy
  • Evelyn liu: LOL
  • Sam Wu: Omg...
  • Evelyn liu: LOLOL
  • Sam Wu: I'm going to..
  • Sam Wu: Brb..
  • Evelyn liu: LMAO
  • ruialate: (9:21:08 PM)how am i a succubus?
  • Sam Wu: (9:21:15 PM)I IGNORE YOU T_T
  • ruialate: (9:21:17 PM)im not seducing you :P
  • Sam Wu: (9:21:21 PM)SEDUCING ME W/ LINKS
  • ruialate: (9:21:40 PM)LOL
  • ruialate: (9:21:50 PM) IM SEDUCING YOU WITH LINKS
  • EVELYN: *talking to David and Kengo* So we were talking about what-if-I-was-a-guy, and Sam--
  • SAM: SHUT UP.
  • EVELYN: --was like "If you were a guy, I wouldn't get to fuck you :(" Implying that, if I were a guy, I'd be fucking him. ^^ See? He's totally a bottom! :D
  • SAM: -.- She's putting words in my mouth.
  • DAVID: Apparently, that's not all she's putting in your mouth...
  • KENGO, EVELYN, DAVID: *die of laughter*
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  • Evelyn Liu: hopefully ill see you tomorrow morning
  • David Lee: hahaha
  • David Lee: alright
  • David Lee: COOL
  • David Lee: i'll call you noob
  • David Lee: ;D
  • Evelyn Liu: LOL sounds good
  • David Lee: gtfo hit your sack
  • Evelyn Liu: 'night
  • David Lee: if you know what that means..
  • David Lee: LOOOOOL
  • Evelyn Liu: yeah..i do
  • Evelyn Liu: jeez :P
  • David Lee: oaky LOLOL
  • David Lee: okay
  • David Lee: i don't want you
  • David Lee: to misinterpret it
  • Evelyn Liu: LOL
  • David Lee: as hit the nutsack
  • David Lee: yeah...
  • David Lee: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  • Evelyn Liu: LOLLL
  • David Lee: okay
  • David Lee: GOOD NIGHT
  • Evelyn Liu: go sleep, good sir
  • Evelyn Liu: ^ taking note out of stephanies book haha
  • Sean Tang: good night, my fair lady
  • Sean Tang: haha
  • Evelyn Liu:
  • Sean Tang: has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?
  • Evelyn Liu: uhm
  • Evelyn Liu: occasionally, sporadically, a handful of times (literally)
  • Evelyn Liu: but i would beg to disagree
  • Sean Tang: well, you are beautiful
  • Evelyn Liu: okayyyy
  • Sean Tang: just thought you needed to be reminded.
  • Evelyn Liu: haha
  • Sean Tang: goodnight.
  • Evelyn Liu: i think your lack of sleep is getting to your eyes
  • Sean Tang: ~
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. :)

  • David Lee: HAPPY THANKSGIVING NUB
  • David Lee: I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU
  • Evelyn Liu: LOLOL
  • Evelyn Liu: HAPPY THANKSGIVING :D
  • Evelyn Liu: YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND<3
  • Evelyn Liu: haha
  • Evelyn Liu: no lie
  • David Lee: JAJAJA
  • David Lee: heheh
  • David Lee: right back to you dumb bitch...
  • David Lee: LMFAO jkjk
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  • Jackie: Did you just say that you shave your balls?!
  • Peter: What?! No! It's all about waxing.
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Terry Is a Genius, Part 1

  • Terry: "good parents sometimes have to spank their children"
  • STRONGLY AGREE
  • fuck
  • i hate those kids that whine in public so much
  • smack your kid, or i'll do it for you
  • or have 2 kids
  • so they can smack each other for you
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Did I really just have an omegle conversation debating space exploration? Yes.

  • You: hey
  • Stranger: Should the United States federal government substantually increase its exploration and or development of space beyond Earths mesosphear?
  • You: Hmm
  • You: i think that the federal government should focus on the problems within our own country first
  • Stranger: hmm?
  • You: before going to outer space
  • Stranger: Like what problems? becauss maybe going to space can fix thess problems
  • You: Well, first of all
  • You: even though we're a superpower and are somehow wealthy etc etc
  • You: we have a terrible debt
  • You: We should at least try to work towards lessening that
  • You: Maybe going to space will create more jobs
  • You: before doing that
  • You: we would have to spend a lot of money training/for supplies
  • You: and there's no guarantee that going to space will be profitable
  • You: I'm pretty sure it isn't, actually
  • Stranger: We make new texhnology everytime we go into space (velcrow, tamg etc, etc) it would also get our moral up-- because you habe to admit space is freaking awesome
  • Stranger: and it would make new jobs
  • Stranger: We could defend ourselves from space
  • You: Hmm I'm actually not quite sure what velcrow/tamg is
  • You: But I don't know if it would get our morale up; it's not like 30, 40 years ago
  • You: when going to space was cool and amazing and new
  • You: Now, we KNOW that it can be done
  • You: so it won't be quite as impressive; plus, there's not really that 'space race' going on with any of our rival countries
  • You: There's not even another country to really compete with, what with our being the only current superpower
  • Stranger: thats the whole point though (oh and i meant tang.) space could be cool agaon if we go to like mars or venus or something nobody has ever done.
  • Stranger: And actually China has a space program
  • Stranger: and so does Russia
  • Stranger: Canada tracks astroids
  • Stranger: and if we dtart going into space it could motivate other countries
  • Stranger: and we could start the next "space race"
  • You: Well, tbh, if I read on the news that man has reached and stepped foot on Mars or Venus or something
  • You: I would first think that yeah, it's cool and all
  • You: but then immediately wonder what we're planning to do there
  • You: And I'm not saying that other countries don't have space programs; it would be silly if they didn't
  • You: But it's not that big thing where it was in public eye and people actually cared
  • You: Like, really, we should focus on more fundamental things
  • You: like education, even
  • You: We're not even in the top 50 for literacy
  • Stranger: Ah, true. (Honestly the only reason i asked is because its my debate topic this year)
  • You: LOL no worries; I guessed as much
  • Stranger: And you made really good arguements that i can now gp research and be prepared for (:
  • You: Thank you and you're welcome ^^
  • Stranger: Thankss (:
  • You: Mhm well
  • You: I suppose we're kinda done with this ^^'
  • Stranger: mhmm (: adios
  • Evelyn Liu: i thought james bond was black
  • Evelyn Liu: ^^
  • Nick T: ....
  • Nick T: OH
  • Nick T: ...
  • Nick T: good..
  • Nick T: ..
  • Nick T: LORLD
  • Nick T: D;
  • Nick T: Lord*
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