#my life#funny stuff#chats#conversations#David L#Kengo O#Sam Wu
  • EVELYN: *talking to David and Kengo* So we were talking about what-if-I-was-a-guy, and Sam--
  • SAM: SHUT UP.
  • EVELYN: --was like "If you were a guy, I wouldn't get to fuck you :(" Implying that, if I were a guy, I'd be fucking him. ^^ See? He's totally a bottom! :D
  • SAM: -.- She's putting words in my mouth.
  • DAVID: Apparently, that's not all she's putting in your mouth...
  • KENGO, EVELYN, DAVID: *die of laughter*
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#my life#funny stuff#conversations#Sam W
  • SAM: I'm pretty sure if someone kicked the emperor in the balls, their village would be exterminated.
  • EVELYN: But I don't care about my village!
  • SAM: It's people like you that cause genocide.
  • EVELYN: ...?
  • SAM: And then you would probably kick the emperor in the balls again and he would exterminate your whole race.
  • EVELYN: But we're of the same race.
  • SAM: No, we're not. I'm black. I'm the Zulu king.
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#my life#conversations#funny stuff#birthdays#Sean Tang

a short discussion of sean's birthday during free sixth period

  • Evelyn: It's your birthday on Tuesday?
  • Evelyn: WHY?!
  • Evelyn: I don't have time for your birthday!
  • Brian: Ouch.
  • Sean: Up top!
  • Stephanie: ...only he would high five her for that.
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#my life#funny stuff#conversations#Sean Tang
  • EVELYN: Remember that one time you said you had a uniboob? LOLOLOLOL.
  • SEAN: What? No, I have two boobs.
  • EVELYN: *Dies laughing*